Alas, Mercury Retrograde!
Why do you fuck with my life?
Bringing chaos, discord and strife
All harmony having long since decayed
Under your shadow we bicker and fight
From the brightest dawn to the abyss of night
Tongues as sharp as the assassin’s blade
You have no equal; the cosmic saboteur
Ill omens shooting through the sky in a blur
Even the strongest of stars cannot be swayed
Three times you shall grace this year
Leaving little room for panic or fear
By the will of the Goddess I shall evade